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31 08 2010

Best Wedding Card Ever

Posted by Just Another Guy in Humor

Brides are funny. Sometimes their parents (or more likely their moms) are funnier. Even though they're not trying to be.

Wedding Card from Parents to Bride

First found here.

28 08 2010

Speed Reader Extraordinaire

Posted by Just Another Guy in Quotes

According to Groundwell by Charlene Li and Josh Bernoff:

"Harriet Klauser, Amazon's top reviewer, reads two books a day and has reviewed over 14,000. She's well known to publishers, who send her fifty books a week."

25 08 2010

Rihanna Is An Idiot

Posted by Just Another Guy in Commentary

I just wanted to record the day that Rhianna moved from being a victim to an idiot.

Singer Chris Brown has recorded a song with his girlfriend, Rihanna, just days after charges were filed against him for allegedly assaulting her.

Oh and from the photos that were circulating of her, there is no "allegedly". First read on CNN.

22 08 2010

Collapsed Wall Street Bull

Posted by Just Another Guy in Pictures

By now the collapse of the stock market in 2008 is old news, but that doesn't mean we can't remind ourselves of what happened. Here's a great picture for that (and a great example of Photoshop chops).

Collapsed Wall Street Bull

First seen on Portfolio.

19 08 2010

Pretend You Know What You're Doing

Posted by Just Another Guy in Pictures

One of the better amateur, Despair-like images I've seen:

Survival: When you are deep in trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you known what you're doing

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16 08 2010

Enterprise 2.0, huh?

Posted by Just Another Guy in Quotes

Research from the AIIM Market Intelligence Group has revealed that:

"44% of end users say Enterprise 2.0 is important"

but...

"74% admit they don't know anything about it."

Doh!

13 08 2010

Marriage in Heaven

Posted by Just Another Guy in Humor

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder...

Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When Saint Peter shows up, they asked him.

Saint Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking some what bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "You CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" Saint Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?

First seen here.

10 08 2010

Everything You Need to Know About Politics

Posted by Just Another Guy in Quotes

It's not always easy to sum up a profession in just a couple of sentences, but I think a recent quote from a CNN article did a good job at capturing the 95% of the essence of politics.

"John McCain's campaign said Tuesday Barack Obama's reference to "lipstick on a pig" to describe the Republican's vow to bring change to Washington was offensive language, and a slap at VP nominee Sarah Palin "despite the fact that the Arizona senator himself used the phrase last year to describe a policy proposal of Hillary Clinton's."

07 08 2010

Made Up Numbers

Posted by Just Another Guy in Humor

I'm hoping to use this Dilbert comic in my next PowerPoint deck!

Made Up Numbers

04 08 2010

Big Cat, Little Goldfish

Posted by Just Another Guy in Pictures

Ever have the feeling you're being watched?

Cat Staring at Goldfish

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